Well, it’s been a wild and expensive trip. Just like our pipers, I’m going to hire our drummers for street musician rates at $50 for two hours of drumming, or $600 for twelve. Add in:
Eleven pipers piping: $550
Ten Lords a-leaping $4,600
Nine ladies dancing: $360
Eight maids a-milking: $480
Seven swans a-swimming: $42,00
Six geese a-laying: $57.90
Five golden rings: $1050
Four calling birds: $100
Three French hens: $450
Two turtle doves: $40.00
And a partridge in a pear tree:$ 43.00
Grand Total: 12,530.90
Having a True Love to spend a little cash on: priceless.
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Thanks for the fun, Spike!