Now, it turns out that swans are really, really, really expensive. A grown one can fetch up to a thousand dollars, but since they’re ready to swim at 3 months (they’re cheaper when they’re cheepers, apparently),* I found some 3-month old swans for $600.00:
so that’s $4,200 just for the day, or, adding in the $1,740.90 for another set of the previous days’ gifts,
Grand Total: $5,940.90
*I know. No biscuit.