Another One Leaves the Org

While writing a couple of articles about cults, I got some lyrics running around my head which attached themselves to a familiar tune.

I offer it as a song for all you folks who go to protest outside $cientology orgs – we all know the melody, and the lyrics are adaptable.

The “tick, tock, tick” lyric is a salute to humanitarian and anti-$cientology activist Tory Magoo, whose most excellent YouTube channel is here:

As she points out, it’s just a matter of time before truth will out and justice is served.

Click HERE to see the video.

Here’s the lyrics, if you wanna sing along:

Let me tell you all a little tale ‘bout a group I think you know,
They say that they’ve been growing now for over 60 years or so,
They say that they are doing fine, that everything is cool,
Well, sorry, Dave, but facts don’t lie, and you’re lookin’ like a fool, cause

Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
And another one free, and another one free,
Another one leaves the Org,
*Davey, whatcha gonna do? another leaves the Org, and
Tick, tock, tick
Tick, tock, tick

Those member dues are paying for a life of luxury,
Private jets and tailored suits and shoes from Italy,
While Sea Org members starve and slave he parties ‘round with Tom,
Enjoy it, Davey, while it lasts, ‘coz Justice is a bomb, and it goes:

Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
And another one free, and another one free,
Another one leaves the Org,
*Hey, Sea Org, we’re here to rescue you! another leaves the Org, and
Tick, tock, tick
Tick, tock, tick

Abortions forced on young adults, and rampant suicide
Double talk and mind control come standard for this ride
And to the stars that write the checks and still refuse to see,
When it finally hits the fan, can you say “complicity?”, coz

Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
And another one free, and another one free,
Another one leaves the Org,
*Bono! Nancy! Jenna! WAKE UP! another leaves the Org, and
Tick, tock, tick
Tick, tock, tick

The “inchwives” say just what they’re told, and cry those croc’dile tears,
But anyone in the Sea Org knows, you don’t see your spouse for years.
They they’d never ever see their kids, if they didn’t say their lines,
Or even worse, they’d go t’be with Shelly, who we hear is doing “fine,” but

Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
And another one free, and another one free,
Another one leaves the Org,
*Hey, OSA! you better listen, up! another leaves the Org, and
Tick, tock, tick
Tick, tock, tick

Little Davey, better say your prayers, you better hide up in your room,
‘Coz you can’t stop the march of time from bringing in your doom,
Lies can only last so long, and one day they’ll come for you,
And I’ll be cheering right along with everyone who ever blew, ‘coz

Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
Tick, tock, tick
Another one leaves the Org
And another one free, and another one free,
Another one leaves the Org,
*Hey Davey, ya know Karma sucks! another leaves the Org, and
Tick, tock, tick
Tick, tock, tick

The lines marked with asterisks (*) in the chorus can be altered to suit, e.g. “Hey [name of friend still in Sea Org], we’ll be here for you!”, or “Hey [name of Celebrity Scientologist], open up your eyes!”, or even “Sorry, Tom [or Kirstie], we don’t want you,” or, my personal fave, “Monique Yingling, this one’s for you [raise middle finger].”

Tick tock, tick tock. Time’s running out, Davey.

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