We’re all excited here at my blog, because we’ve found out some terrific news:
IT’S OFFICIAL!!! The Donald shall be announcing sometime next week that he is replacing his current running mate, whatshisname, with the man he has named as one of history’s strongest leaders. What a time to be alive.
And, remember, kids, as ‘Murica-Jeezus(tm) says: “Blessed are the Strong, for they shall Crush the Competition.”
Here’s a bumpersticker for the new partnership:
And the button:
Finally, a Presidential running team worthy of our abject obedience.